January 2012
“One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I’m after a prize to-night, But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light; Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day, Then look for me by moonlight, Watch for me by moonlight, I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way.”
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...”
– Mark Twain (via 99lions)
I’m excited for tomorrow, I get to go out after work with my friend Andrew, we’re gonna eat Pei wei and go to the mall and get coffee and just chill, my goal is to buy myself a book.
I always do this, fuck me man.
2011 Survey
1. What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before?
I drove high as fuck, I tried E, I fell in and out of love with someone I should have never been in love with. I graduated high school and college in the same year, I smoked weed with people who used to be complete strangers and they turned out pretty chill. I took up running.
2. Did you keep your New Year’s resolutions, and...
December 2011
Today was the best New years Eve of my life.
I went to Wekiwa springs with family friends, in total there were 47 of us, while all the men were barbecuing, all the guys and girls went to the springs, nobody actually swam because it was chilly but we went to the canoe/kayak section, rented 4 boats and I canoed for the first time in my life, needless to say I screamed a shitload of alot, it took me an hour to paddle my way back to the dock and...
I don't wanna fall asleep
last night I had such a freaky nightmare I woke myself when I screamed
it’s kind of funny when I think about it now because that’s never happened to me before.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
I wish I had someone to talk to endlessly since my best friend’s not here. I guess I’m callin andrew tonight!
“I would much rather have regrets about not doing what people said, than...”
– Brittany Renee (via creatingaquietmind)
Anonymous asked: tell the truth. would you go back out with ANY of your exes?
I wanna hang out with Andrew aghhhhhh
$1,795 for a pair of heels.
*swoons*
I really want to own a pair of Louboutins. Guess I...
I was, but then I realized that I was holding on...
I just made 90 enchiladas, I feel like my hands...
I hate cooking for my moms dinner parties.
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via woodlace)
If I have the guts I might post up an embarrassing...
I love speaking to our cleaning lady, she’s brazillian and speak in broken english but man, she has some funny jokes.
The way to my heart is a box of fancy chocolates,...
oh god this chocolate is so good. *melts*
is it weird that love sort of disgusts me?
the way it makes you so incapable of caring for yourself
how it molds you into a zombie slave for another person and if -once- that person wrenches themselves away from you, you become nothing, a hollow vessel always craving that overwhelming incapacitating presence.
I don’t know how to deal with being like that or feeling like that anymore so I’d just rather…not.